⏱️This edition of the National Account’s newsletter is a seven-minute read.
👋 G’day everyone, Archie here.
This afternoon, I found out Super Mario Galaxy 2, an old Wii game that was one of my favourites as a kid, has been re-released for modern consoles.
Am I a fan of Nintendo charging almost full price for a game released 15 years ago? No. Is it downloading as I write this newsletter? Yes, yes it is.
Anyway, let’s crack on with the news 🗞️.

Jacinta Allan’s adult time for violent crime.
Victoria is the latest state to shake up its youth detention laws, promising tougher sentencing conditions and at higher rates for children aged over 14.
Politically, the move is a spitting image of the “tough on crime” play we saw from Queensland Premier David Crisafulli, who won office off the back of an “adult crime, adult time” campaign.
But do these laws work? Experts like Professor David Heilpern, Chair of Discipline (Law) at Southern Cross University, say Australia now spends over $1 billion a year incarcerating children, with no evidence that youth offending rates are decreasing.
For my full breakdown, check out today’s video:
ill-prepared and asleep at the wheel
🗣️ Why did she say that?
The federal government’s response to South Australia’s algal bloom has come under fire, with Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young saying both state and federal agencies were “ill-prepared and asleep at the wheel”.
Hanson-Young has chaired a Senate inquiry into the algal bloom, spending months investigating how both levels of government responded. It found gaps in long-term monitoring and research, unclear responsibilities across states and federal levels, and a lack of preparedness.
The harmful algal bloom, which spread over 4,000 square kilometres and has devastated marine life, saw the state and federal governments deliver a $28 million support package as well as a $102.5 million “summer plan” that included new funding for science, environmental recovery and coastal tourism.
The committee said large-scale reef restoration in South Australia could cost more than $500 million.
Sustained investment in oceanographic research and stronger frameworks to better respond to future ecological disasters were also recommended.
📑 Please explain
Just quickly, we’ve done some reporting on the Nationals’ “research” used to ditch Net Zero. Yesterday, we asked Arche Energy, the consultants behind the modelling, for their thoughts.
Around the Grounds 🦘
Across the country, things are happening at a local level that have an impact nationally. Here are the stories you might not hear about in the traditional media.
🚂 Mystery train murder
1922, Hornsby NSW: It was a Friday night on Sydney’s Upper North Shore, and bank manager Francis Kemmis was preparing to make his short commute home to Wahroonga via train.
Yet Kemmis would never make it home that night, because by the time he reached Wahroonga station, he had been fatally attacked.
Here’s how the leafy Upper North Shore came to be home to one of Sydney’s greatest unsolved murder mysteries.
Read that story by clicking below 👇
👷♂️ Paying the rent
As storms become more unpredictable and intense, Victoria’s SES volunteers are working around the clock to keep communities safe, often through sleepless nights and wild weather.
Matthew Sims from the Eastern Melburnian met volunteers Dale Cochrane and Novalee Catania, who say the work is tough but deeply rewarding.
“Volunteering was the rent you paid for being on Earth,” says Cochrane.
While SES volunteer numbers are growing, the service warns a new wave of recruits will be needed within three years as older members retire.
Read that story by clicking below 👇
🍻 The real Pub With No Beer?
Slim Dusty’s “Pub With No Beer” has sparked a decades-long State of Origin, with both NSW and Queensland claiming to be the inspiration behind the hit.
As Ellie Chamberlain reports, the Slim Dusty Centre in Kempsey says it was the Cosmopolitan Hotel at Taylors Arm, near where Dusty grew up, that ran dry after floods cut off deliveries in the 1950s.
But up north, Queenslanders swear it was the Day Dawn Hotel in Ingham, drained by thirsty U.S. troops during the WWII.
So who’s right? Depends on which side of the border you’re on.
(As someone who used to live in North Queensland and has been to the Ingham pub, you can guess where my loyalties lie.)
Read that story by clicking below 👇
🚬 Tenants’ crime, landlords also do time
The NSW state Government is set to introduce new laws in an attempt to combat the illegal tobacco trade that has been flourishing across the state in recent years.
Discount illegal cigarettes are being sold for as little as $8 for a packet of 20, compared to $40-$50 for a packet of 20 legal smokes.
The booming demand for illegal cigarettes, which have names such as Manchester and Double Happiness, has been credited to the huge excise tax smokers pay in Australia for legal cigarettes.
On September 1, the excise tax paid per cigarette in Australia rose from $1.40 to $1.50. On a packet of 20 cigarettes, that is $30 in tax.
The illegal cigarettes are typically sold via sparsely furnished, independent shops that also sell vapes, drinks and lollies.
The new offence would have a maximum penalty of either one year in jail, a fine of $165,000 or both.
NSW Health Minister Ryan Park says it’ll further minimise the opportunities for illegal tobacco and vape sales.
Between January and the end of October 2025 NSW Health Inspectors have seized more than 11.8 million cigarettes, over 2,000kg of other illicit tobacco products and around 170,000 illegal vapes, which the state government says has a combined estimated street value of around $18.9 million. Which seems to be a drop in the ocean.
The Australian Criminal Intelligence Commission and the Australian Institute of Criminology revealed on Friday that federal, state and territory governments had lost about $4 billion in tax revenue to illegal tobacco in the 2023–24 financial year.

Thanks for catching up with me. I hope you enjoyed this issue, and I’d love to hear your thoughts. Just reply to this email and I’ll be on the other side 👋
I’ll be back on Friday.
Cheers, Archie





